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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Everyone Poops

"A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops. " -Maurice Johnstone

I promise this post is not strictly about poop, all my non-parent readers can safely continue without fear of overly detailed descriptions or embarrassing photographs.

That being said, Maeve is yet again jumping the gun on her developmental milestones: the child may be ready to begin potty training! I was shocked out of my gourd in the last two days, when Maeve has knocked on the bathroom door just before making a poopy diaper. I mean, what? She's not even fifteen months old yet, for Pete's sake.

I had only just begun to introduce the merest hint of potty, because I've been signing "poop" to her when I notice her pooping stance begin (standing stock still with a look of surprise and concentration), and had gone so far as to purchase her a Muppet Babies potty training book, which is really only about the very basic mechanics of using a toilet.

I am so intimidated to begin this process, especially when my daughter doesn't even say "potty" or anything else useful to the process.  I hope she picks up the signs because that is my best shot at communicating about the potty.  But I really know nothing about potty training; I have never babysat for kids that were in the process, and just haven't been around it, so I don't know what to expect.  I can safely thank God that we are in an apartment, and this is not our carpet!

I feel like I'm in over my head, yet again.  Should we be studying for college entrance exams, too?  This is all going way too fast for this Momma!
Maeve, not intimidated, takes the bull by the horns

3 comments:

  1. Yikes! How to teach a human how to poo appropriately...yeah no idea. But I feel you are definitely on the right track with the Muppets.

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  2. My advice would be to take her lead, but try not to push. I pushed my oldest son so hard because I was desperate to get him out of diapers - boy did that ever backfire! For the other three, I completely held back and they were potty trained way before my oldest!

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  3. Tonya - definitely just trying to follow her cues. But if a girl knocks on the bathroom door then poops, I think we're ready to meet a kid potty!

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