Memo
Memo to Mom from Maeve:
- The contents of my mouth and nose are none of your beeswax.
- I like pulling books off the shelf. When they end up on the floor, however, I trip on them. Fix that.
- More spinach, less tofu.
- Take me near that Satan Shower again and you'll be even sorrier.
- I want it till you give it to me, then it's boring.
- Books are cyclical, not linear. Read it again.
- I think Elmo is already my favorite. Too bad, Grover-lovin' Momma.
- You ask why I don't play with my toys. But the World is my toy.
- I like smooches better when I'm sleepy.
- All my toys belong on the floor. It takes me forever to get them the way I want them, then you mess them all up again when I'm sleeping. What gives?
- DVDs might be made of candy. I'm conducting research. Don't take them away from me till I prove my hypothesis.
- You eat off the counter, I eat off the floor. To each her own.
- One day I will succeed in my goals and eat your camera, cell phone, and remotes.
- Your face is the one I like best, that's why I'm always trying to pull it off, so I can take it with me.
- Thanks for the cookies, the chocolate ones in particular are most excellent.
- I love you even when you don't feel pretty or even competent.
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LOL!!!! I want t-shirts.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeleteThis might be the best memo ever. :)
ReplyDeleteElmo may grow on ya! :)
ReplyDeleteAdorable! Curious...does her wish to eat all of your cell phones/cameras/remotes extend to any future ones you buy?
ReplyDeleteTim - I imagine so. They look tasty.
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